Ghosts

Transcript of graphic: He wasn’t sure how he’d gotten there. He’d once read that the thing to do in a strange place was to sit down on the nearest convenient object, so he took a seat on a bench in front of the 7-11 and waited. The world was quiet and empty. Being in public […]

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Mother Nature Inc : December 31, 2020

One of my goals for 2021 is to write a short piece nearly every day. Maybe two or three days a week to start. We’ll see how it goes. At any rate, I decided I’d use this old thing as the basis for it. (Apologies if I haven’t updated it for being screen-reader friendly yet. […]

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Inane Babble Episode 8 : Do You Think I’m Evil Yet?

Yes, I’m aware there are two lines that sound better than the rest. I fixed my audio settings after recording, then realized I’d gotten the URL wrong. Which meant I had to re-record that part so AudioGuy could patch it in for me. Episode Transcript: Hey everyone, and happy 2020. How have you all been? […]

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Mid-Century Food Nightmares

Every Friday I send out this super-official report to my entire department. That’s around 150 people, some of which are scarily important within the company. So of course when I write the email that goes with the report, I write completely irreverent things because I give zero fucks about how important the recipients are. The […]

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